YCatLikeBang: Breakfast............ Auto response from Rhysa Kitty: If ignorance was
bliss... more people would be happy.
YCatLikeBang: Good point. YCatLikeBang: MOZILLA. YCatLikeBang: Im DLing it XD Rhysa Kitty: :-D YCatLikeBang: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Rhysa Kitty: d00d Rhysa Kitty: i was up all night. Valyn decided it would be fun to
stay up and torment me YCatLikeBang: Awwwwwwwwwww.... Rhysa Kitty: Bit! I'm up noW! YCatLikeBang: YaY!!
Rhysa Kitty: stuffing myself with caffeine, and donuts! ^__^ YCatLikeBang: lol Rhysa Kitty: wouldst thou like a donut? YCatLikeBang: YES!! Rhysa Kitty: what kinds? YCatLikeBang: Crumb. Rhysa Kitty: *hands you two of em* YCatLikeBang: *Yeee's* Rhysa Kitty: good. that leaves the boston cream for me ^_^ YCatLikeBang: lol YCatLikeBang: Im looking at a deviant art page Rhysa Kitty: tsk tsk tsk YCatLikeBang: flamez posted a cool furry pic YCatLikeBang: what? Rhysa Kitty: i don't know, lol, i just woke up YCatLikeBang: ................ YCatLikeBang: *returns to Furry Thread* Rhysa Kitty: :-D YCatLikeBang: Oh damn, every time I look at furry art, i have the
"I cant do that ever." phase YCatLikeBang: Then again, I did that with DDR YCatLikeBang: ...........AND YOU DIE!!! YCatLikeBang: lol Rhysa Kitty: *whimpers* YCatLikeBang: hehe Rhysa Kitty: OSOROSHII!!!! YCatLikeBang: *hands you a Coke* Rhysa Kitty: I don't wanna die! Rhysa Kitty: oooooh coke Rhysa Kitty: STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you have brains yet? YCatLikeBang: Hmmmmmm.... YCatLikeBang: lemme do my run through Rhysa Kitty: kk YCatLikeBang: Im running on 67% Happiness YCatLikeBang: about some 14% depression YCatLikeBang: The rest is for story ^_^ Rhysa Kitty: is that enough? Rhysa Kitty: lol YCatLikeBang: Yeah, ittl gro lol YCatLikeBang: and the depression phase will wear Rhysa Kitty: ya just gotta get warmed up YCatLikeBang: Sorta like that XD
YCatLikeBang: *goes away from furry thread and deviant art*
YCatLikeBang: K YCatLikeBang: STROY NOW!!!! YCatLikeBang: *opens chat log* Rhysa Kitty: YES!!!!!!!!!! YCatLikeBang: I was stalking you lol YCatLikeBang: folowing your vessel Rhysa Kitty: yup YCatLikeBang: *.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.* Rhysa Kitty: ~~now, we're not going directly to that Island..
i'm gonna stop at a few places first, is that okay? we gotta meet up
more, and maybe on the way find other treasure, or itll be too
short~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~gotcha!~~ Rhysa Kitty: Rhysa Kitty: *I sit down in my cabin, looking at
my coordinates, and explaining to the navigator how to reach them*
"We're gonna have to go north for about 20 knots, then we're going
to head northwest, until we reach the island.. now, the surface is
very rocky, and we're not going to be able to land on it, an dthere
are a lot of large outcroppings floating nearby.. so only a few of us
will be able to go on to the actual island. So here's the plan...." *I
tell him about the plan to get to the treausre*
YCatLikeBang: "There they are......
YCatLikeBang: "Ease down a bit more......."
Rhysa Kitty: *A few hours later, I hear a shout from on deck*
"LAND HO!!!!" *I go up on deck and see a pretty big island, with
what looks like a pretty big town on it, and my crew members are
buggin me for a pitstop, and so I give the order to dock*
YCatLikeBang: *my eye still looking through the scope, i begin to
wonder* 'Why on earth is she docking in Althea Island? I though she
was....ohhhhh...i see....shes throwing us off*I think blindly*....dock on the
seperate side, and keep it at 3 knots* Rhysa Kitty: ~~thats a cool name!~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~hehe~~ Rhysa Kitty: *Our ship floats up, and docks, and the crew go
about securing the ship, and I get ready to go onshore.* "Remember,
crew, we can only stay here a few hours! Enjoy yourselves, but be
back on the ship before the moon rises!" YCatLikeBang: *we dock at the complete opposite side of the
island* "Ok, crew. Weve got a job. Melathe has some big treasure lead,
and if we poke around town, we can lead up onto it. Be sure to rest
yourselves and have some fun while youre at it, but no shenanniigans." YCatLikeBang: "Now get 'steppin" Rhysa Kitty: *I jump off the ship, and head (of course) to the
nearest bar, to pick up some food, and a glass of wine. I sit in the
corner, so as not to attract any attention, and go over my plans, on a
piece of parchment I brought along* YCatLikeBang: *i take a bond leap onto the land, and begin to ask
other pirates about any treasure points, and continue on, stopping at a
restuarnt to eat" Rhysa Kitty: *One of my shipmatres comes in, and we sit and
chat about our plans, and have some drink together** YCatLikeBang: ~~this is kinda shallow XD~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~we gotta think, this is a good window of
confrontation~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~but then it kills the sneaking thing~~ Rhysa Kitty: ~~i know.... hmmmmm.......true... why don't we keep
brushing within inches of each other, but not seeming to notice... or
at least, i don't notice you~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~YEAH!!~~ YCatLikeBang: *i walk to a arms shop to get my blade tempered,
pay the blacksmith*rather pricely*, and head to the bar, and cath a
glimpse of you* YCatLikeBang: 'Shit.......gotta lay low......" YCatLikeBang: ~~1 4R3 P0TTY M0UTI-I~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~"I are potty mouth"~~ Rhysa Kitty: ~~hahahaha~~ Rhysa Kitty: *I sit there, talking to my comrade, not noticing
you walk in.. or noticing as you sit behind me in a booth, to listen*
~~w00t!~~
"So, what we're going to do, is once we get there, Me and a few
others are going to be lowered down onto the island... and we'll seek
out the treasure, and then we'll give the signal when we're ready to
be picked up....." ~~hey, we COULD meet up, but you could convince
me that you're going about other business.... besides, i don't even
suspect that you're following me~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~sure!~~ Rhysa Kitty: ~~wheeeeeeee!!! oh, and on the way, on lesser
treasures, maybe... we should drop *ahem* friendly hints to each
other... like get each other out of binds, but pretending we don't
want to... know what i mean?~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~i catch yer drift!~~ Rhysa Kitty: ~~yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!~~ YCatLikeBang: hehe Rhysa Kitty: *I continue chatting away, not noticing you
behind me, and I begin getting a bit tipsy from drink, and as I
finish up my meal, (and you have heard quite a bit more of the plan)
I stand up to go pay the bill, and walk, swaying, out the door* YCatLikeBang: *I hunch over till you leave, then silently creep out
of the bar, hiding behind objects as I follow you/ Rhysa Kitty: ~~that would look funny~~ YCatLikeBang: hehe Rhysa Kitty: *I wander merrily along my way... stopping here
and there, to pick up some stuff, and, as i step away from a
weapons stand, I run into a human male, who's easily twice my size*
~~bind#1...scary big man who wants to beat me up.... i get to bail
you out of the next one lol~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~hehe, no prob! just introduce the fight and ill
kick some ass= lol~~ Rhysa Kitty: "..OOF!!" *I look up at the guy, and immediately
bow* "Many apologies, sir.. I was just.. HEY!!" *the man pushes me
to the ground*
"Watch where you're going you fool!" *I stand up, and brush myself
off* "I said I was SORRY!"
"Well, sorry isn't good enough... you're going to pay!" YCatLikeBang: "Hey!" Rhysa Kitty: *I stand my ground, and draw my sword, but he
grabs my arm, and twists it out of my hand* YCatLikeBang: *i rush over to him with a bit of anger* "DROP
IT!" Rhysa Kitty: *I look up, and see you* "What are YOU doing
here?! Go away! I don't need your help!" *I struggle in his arms, and
he laughs* "Two little pip squeak catpeople... this should be fun!" YCatLikeBang: "Im not saying again. Drop her." Rhysa Kitty: *He grabs me by the arm, and drags me over to
you* "Hey, watch it!!!"
Bad guy:"You want her? Come get her!" YCatLikeBang: "You asked for it, jackass." YCatLikeBang: *I swiftly and forcefully shove my foor into his
stomach, and his face turns red with pain* YCatLikeBang: ~~good enough?~~ Rhysa Kitty: ~~very!~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~hehe~~ Rhysa Kitty: *As he clutches his stomach in pain, i wriggle free
of his grasp, and run off into the crowd (but not far.. you have to
catch up to me and yell at me for not thanking you)* YCatLikeBang: *i run to you and grab your arm* "Wheres my
thank you?" Rhysa Kitty: *I stare at you angrily* "Why should I thank you?!
Nobody told you to butt in.. and besides.. I could have taken him!" YCatLikeBang: "Oh please! You wouldve been beaten silly!" Rhysa Kitty: "How do you know?! Just because I'm a girl
doesn't mean I can't fight for myself!!" *I try to stomp off angrily,
but you still have my arm* Rhysa Kitty: "Let go of me! What, did you save me from him
just so you could take me captive yourself?" *I stare at you,
embarassment on my face* YCatLikeBang: "Oj jesus, why would I want an un-civilizied,
un-sexy, un-onlooking felinen like you?! Psssh, I shouldve let you get
beaten up." YCatLikeBang:
http://www.somethingawful.com/article.php?id=72-4 Rhysa Kitty: "Hey! Just because I'm not all wimpy and whiny
like all those so called 'feminine' Cats out there....." *I pull my arm
out of your hand, and rub the soreness away* "You know, you don't
HAVE to be around me. Nobody TOLD you to help me. Maybe you
SHOULD have just let me get beaten up. It would have been better
than getting insulted by YOU!" YCatLikeBang: "I only did it because it was usekes brutality....i
have my reasons." Rhysa Kitty: *I look up at you* "Like what? Your constant need
to show off?!" Rhysa Kitty: YCatLikeBang: "Thats about the jist of it, un-sexy!! HA!" YCatLikeBang: * share a light laugh* YCatLikeBang: ~~whats "Gumshun"? Rhysa Kitty: ~~gumption... is that what wou mean? to have
gumption means to have guts~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~yeah lol I heard Sinbad say it~~ Rhysa Kitty: "I may be unsexy, but at least I'm not as ugly as
YOU! I've got guy clamoring all over themselves for me! You can't
say the same for yourself about girls!" YCatLikeBang: "To bad hes a fat head......" YCatLikeBang: "Oh please! I find myself VERY handsome!" Rhysa Kitty: "HA! You're the only one! And Van isn't a Fat
head!! He's... he's.... okay, well, so he IS a fathead, but he's more of
a man than YOU!" Rhysa Kitty: *all this while, we're walking back to my ship* YCatLikeBang: "More of a man! *i roll of my sleeves, and flex a
bit(im not uber muscular lol)* He cant even compare!" Rhysa Kitty: *I grab your arm and laugh* "Hehe! You couldn't
hurt a small rodent!"
*I pull back my sleeve* "Now THIS is a muscle!!!" ~~i'm a girl...
and not a very big one.. so those muscles are more like ..not....~~
YCatLikeBang wants to directly connect.
YCatLikeBang has cancelled request due to no
response from you; no connection was made. (If you
and your buddy are each behind a different firewall,
then the connection will not work; check with your
network administrator if you are not sure about
your firewall status.). YCatLikeBang: "Oh Jeez, you call that a MUSCLE!! My god, youre
pitiful!" YCatLikeBang:
http://www.geocities.com/blucat4u/C.Cardigan_junkfood.txt YCatLikeBang: ~~look at that, and prepare to laugh like hell~~ Rhysa Kitty: *I punch you in the arm, pretty hard* "I can still
beat you, any day!"
*I notice that we are nearing my ship, and that many of my crew
members, are staring at us, as we come down the path* Rhysa Kitty: ~~OMG!!!! LOLOLOL!!!~~ Rhysa Kitty: ~~that was so wrong~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~i grew up on Berenstain Bears books :-) Rhysa Kitty: ~~me too.. I still have most of them~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~same here~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~best one was when Sister and Lizzy Bruin had
that fight lol~~ Rhysa Kitty: ~~i liked the one with the demonic teacher lol~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~lol YCatLikeBang: ~~and lets not forget The Sitter~~ Rhysa Kitty: ~~omg.. my friend jim is coming over... merc
HATES jim...because jim wanted to go out with me, and it made
merc jealous.. so merc has no idea he's coming over~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~eep!~~ Rhysa Kitty: ~~this is going to be interesting.. especially since
merc gets paranoid when I'm, alone with guys... he thinks all guys
want to rape me...lol.. he doesn't get that I AM a guy to most of my
guy friends~~ Rhysa Kitty: STORY! YCatLikeBang: ~~hehe~~ YCatLikeBang: "Oh yeah? Wanna fight over it?!" Rhysa Kitty: *as my crew stares in amazement at the fact that
we appeared to be getting along, i get hostile, out of nowhere*
"YEAH!" *I pull off my jacket, wearing just my pants, and a puffy
white shirt, that hangs kinda low on me* "I'll fight a scoundrel like
you any day!" YCatLikeBang: *i adopt a fighting stance* "If thats the case, then
have at you, Melathe!" Rhysa Kitty: *my crew stops what they are doing to watch the
commotion* "fine! And don't think I'm gonna go easy on you just
because you helped me!" Rhysa Kitty: *I get into a fighting stance, and ready my fists* YCatLikeBang: "Youre serious about this, arent you?" Rhysa Kitty: *I catch myself for a minute* "Well.." *I catch a
glimpse of everyone staring at us* "Of COURSE I'm serious! I'm
going to kick your ass! I'll show you how a TRUE captain fights!!" YCatLikeBang: ~~should I fight, or reluctantly back away?~~ Rhysa Kitty: ~~be like, "You know what? I don't NEED to prove
my fighting skills to you! I'm leaving!" (or something along those
lines) and act all disgusted in me~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~kk!!~~ Rhysa Kitty: ~~YEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!~~ Rhysa Kitty: "Come ON! Are you afraid?!" YCatLikeBang: ~~brb pumping dad for an arcade visit lol~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~ahh im broke nevermind lol~~ Rhysa Kitty: ~~lol,kk~~ Rhysa Kitty: ~~hahaha~~ YCatLikeBang: "......You know..........I dont ned to prove my skills
to somone obvoiusly not worthy!" Rhysa Kitty: "Not worthy?! I KNEW You were just araid!" YCatLikeBang: 'Oh shutup!! *i tip my hair* Good day!!" YCatLikeBang: *i storm off* Rhysa Kitty: *I shout after you* "FINE! LEAVE! I DON'T
CARE!" *I stomp off to my ship, and run onboard, ignoring my crew,
except to shout "CAST OFF! NOW!" and lock myself into my cabin* YCatLikeBang: *I enter my vessel* 'So what..............." YCatLikeBang: "SHUTUP AND CAST OFF!!' Rhysa Kitty: ~~eek! lol.. kepp mumbling and complainig about
me for a minute.. i have to change a diaper~~ YCatLikeBang: kk! YCatLikeBang: "ARGH, she makes me so MAD sometimes!!!" YCatLikeBang: "I feel sorry for the unlicky man theat gets stuck
with her!" Rhysa Kitty: *I slam my cabin door behind me* "Why does he
have to be like that? He's the one who insisted on butting in on MY
fight! He DESERVED to beaten up, the coward!" *I sigh, and flop
down on my bed* YCatLikeBang: ~~brb i have like 10 things happening at once lol~ Rhysa Kitty: ~~kk, i'll go again~~ Rhysa Kitty: *I undress to my nightshirt, and stand in front of
my mirror* "I'm not unsexy! I don't know where he gets his tastes
from. He'd probably prefer one of those mealy mouth little
whimpering housewives, who rely on him for everything." *I take
my hair, and hold it up on my head, playing around with it, trying to
make myself look more feminine* "Hmph! Blast it, Ramsus!" ~~lol i
just got an idea...wait till you meet "WOMANLY MELANTHE!!!!!"
hehe, this should be good~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~oh yeahhhhhhhh!! lol~~ YCatLikeBang: *i slump into the bed with my clothes still on, still
shrugging over the confrontation, and peeve* "Stupid Melathe, who does
she think she is? Talking with her was a waste of my time." YCatLikeBang: *i nod to sleep, snoring a bit* Rhysa Kitty: *I slip into bed.. thoughts percolating in my head*
"Stupid Rmasus... I'll show him...." *I fall asleep* Rhysa Kitty: *.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*Night Passes*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.* Rhysa Kitty: *I wake up to the sound of our foghorn, and I go
up to deck to check things out. Knowing better than to ask me about
last night, my navigator states that we aren't going to get very far
in this fog, so I tell him to dock at the next port. I walk on, to pick
up some breakfast from the mess, and I sit on deck, watching my
crew work, and munching on some toast* Rhysa Kitty: ~~*waits for ron*~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~dies~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~im being bombarded my my mom~~ Rhysa Kitty: ~~noooooooooooooooooooo..bombarded how?~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~"How do you burn those Cd;s of yours?~ YCatLikeBang: ~~show me how~ YCatLikeBang: SHE HAD ALL NIGHT T TRY THIS. Rhysa Kitty: ~~grrrrrrr...well, show her.. it won't take that
lohng, wil it?~! YCatLikeBang: ~~she wants me to log off completely~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~and go to her desktop~~
Rhysa Kitty: rrrrrrrrrrrgh Rhysa Kitty: ask her if you can in 20 minutes Rhysa Kitty: if no, i'll be here when you're done YCatLikeBang: ~~shes gone now lol~ Rhysa Kitty: oh YCatLikeBang: i convinced her that she had all night to ask me Rhysa Kitty: wow YCatLikeBang: I wouldve gladly gotten up to help Rhysa Kitty: wheee!! Rhysa Kitty: your turn!!! YCatLikeBang: hehe Rhysa Kitty: STORY, before marlo and jim get here! Rhysa Kitty: *.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.* YCatLikeBang: *i get up, take a cold shower, and rise up to deck,
where my first mate brings me my breakfast* YCatLikeBang: "The fog is rather deep today. Rhysa Kitty: ~~your crew spoils you lol ^_^ YCatLikeBang: lol Rhysa Kitty: *My crew reaches the port of a nearby island, and
we disembark, and we all wander off into town* "Everyone, meet
back here when the fog lets up!" *I walk into t he town, and search
for the type of shop I'm looking for, and when I find it, I enter,
making sure no one sees me* YCatLikeBang: ~~Oh great......~~ Rhysa Kitty: no. YCatLikeBang: My mom wants me to show her how to use the
internet Rhysa Kitty:
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ononononononononono Rhysa Kitty: poop YCatLikeBang: im stil storyin YCatLikeBang: my responses will eb a bit slow tho Rhysa Kitty: kk YCatLikeBang: "Everyone keep the ship steady, lets not crash into
anything." YCatLikeBang: "I hope I dunt run into the psycho cat again........." Rhysa Kitty: JIMS HERE!!!!!!! YCatLikeBang: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
