YCatLikeBang: jo-ness Auto response from Rhysa Kitty: Did you ever notice,
when you are sitting at a red light, that when the person in front of
you pulls up a couple of inches, you are compelled to move up too?
Do we really think we are making progress toward our destination?
"Whew, I thought we would be late, but now that I am nine inches
closer, I can stop for coffee and a danish!"
YCatLikeBang: LOL! Rhysa Kitty: guess what i got in the mail today? YCatLikeBang: what? Rhysa Kitty: your package.. with an ADDRESS UNKNOWN
stamp on it YCatLikeBang: I KNEW IT. Rhysa Kitty: 65 Forest Hill Road apparently doesn't exist to the
post office, or something YCatLikeBang: Give me a major leauge break. Rhysa Kitty: i almost killed the mailmad when he handed it to
me YCatLikeBang: Thats is unbelievable. Rhysa Kitty: so, i'm overnighting it, along with your bm pad,
tomorrow morning Rhysa Kitty: if this doesn't work, i'm friggin drivng up there
and delivering it myself >_< YCatLikeBang: hehe YCatLikeBang: What delivery service this time? Rhysa Kitty: usps Rhysa Kitty: using overnight delivery YCatLikeBang: Waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit........ YCatLikeBang: IF they diddnt find my addym chances are theyll do
it again Rhysa Kitty: the pony friggin express would get it there faster,
thoguh YCatLikeBang: Amen. YCatLikeBang: This is the 3rd time.... YCatLikeBang: :-) Rhysa Kitty: hell, cylis, on foot would get it there faster YCatLikeBang: Oh yeah. Rhysa Kitty: i am beyond having a bad day today YCatLikeBang: awwww YCatLikeBang: need a hug? Rhysa Kitty: i cut myself on a broom... A BROOM... YCatLikeBang: ................. Rhysa Kitty: wait! Rhysa Kitty: i did it TWICE! YCatLikeBang: Hooray. YCatLikeBang: ...... Rhysa Kitty: thats how my day has been today lol YCatLikeBang: lol YCatLikeBang: bored stiff YCatLikeBang: ? YCatLikeBang: You arent alone. Rhysa Kitty: no, busy as hell... cleaning cleaning cleaning,
getting the last of te stuff packed away, and the only things
unpacked now, are the pc, and the tv Rhysa Kitty: i'm sitting on the floor lol YCatLikeBang: Nic ejob there :-) YCatLikeBang: lol YCatLikeBang: oh dont do USPS YCatLikeBang: truist me YCatLikeBang: I know the NJ branch better than Final fantasy
games Rhysa Kitty: i won't you're right.. if they lost it once YCatLikeBang: LA-ZY. Rhysa Kitty: hmmm *thinks of a comany that might not lose it* YCatLikeBang: ive got an idea Rhysa Kitty: i DO have 10 free ships for fed ex.. .lol YCatLikeBang: Since I know the UPS people that deliver my block YCatLikeBang: try them again YCatLikeBang: but...... YCatLikeBang: Write my addy on a card Rhysa Kitty: GET A TRACKING NUMBER Rhysa Kitty: AND EMAIL IT TO YOU AS SOON AS I GET
HOME YCatLikeBang: and put layers of tape on the card Rhysa Kitty: yeah.. so it can't get messed up YCatLikeBang: Bingo, smartypamts. YCatLikeBang: lol Rhysa Kitty: ^_^ YCatLikeBang: do that with the BM too Rhysa Kitty: i will Rhysa Kitty: you'll get both packages the same day lol YCatLikeBang: and dont doll it up TOO much, it makles it
theft-prone. YCatLikeBang: YEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! Rhysa Kitty: true YCatLikeBang: So, Ill be uber happy on Monday!! Rhysa Kitty: yupyup! i take it you're feeling better, since i
figure you went to school today YCatLikeBang: hehe Rhysa Kitty: oh, i have advice.... never randomly im japanese
people on ICQ, acting like you know japanese YCatLikeBang: my friend HAYATE told me that Rhysa Kitty: lol YCatLikeBang: they find it disrespectful. Rhysa Kitty: take it to heart Rhysa Kitty: i got my ass chewed out Rhysa Kitty: in JAPANESE! YCatLikeBang: heh Rhysa Kitty: i understood every word of that part, too YCatLikeBang: THat why I say "I dont know much Japanese" in
Japanese YCatLikeBang: What did they say? Rhysa Kitty: i answered "where do you live"wrong, and i got
bitched out BAD
YCatLikeBang wants to directly connect.
YCatLikeBang cancels request; no connection was
made. YCatLikeBang: oops Rhysa Kitty: that i was a rude foriegner who should learn my
place and not pretend to be what i'm not Rhysa Kitty: lol YCatLikeBang: lol YCatLikeBang: Reminds me of Jen YCatLikeBang: Whos coming over tomorrow with Socks. Rhysa Kitty: WHEEEE!!!!!! Rhysa Kitty: I WANNA MEET HER!!! YCatLikeBang: SHE NEEDS A DAMN COMPUTER. YCatLikeBang: lol YCatLikeBang: Then I can AIM her lol Rhysa Kitty: lolol Rhysa Kitty: the funny thing, i had myself covered in the im,
because i know enough japanese to get by, but i forgot what
"doko"meant, and i told them i lived with my husband, instead of
telling them i lived in florida, and then i was caught. lol YCatLikeBang: lol Rhysa Kitty: ohohoh!! i made an accomplishment today! YCatLikeBang: what? Rhysa Kitty: hehe i sound like a little kid... but I translated my
second episode of raw anime! YCatLikeBang: w00t! Rhysa Kitty: my group (lol, its called 1337 fansubs) has
officially laid claim to the bomberman anime YCatLikeBang: hehe Rhysa Kitty: so, we're 2 eps into Gravitation, and in November,
when bomberman comes out in japan, we'll start on that YCatLikeBang: YESYESYES!!!!!!!! YCatLikeBang: VI-CHAN IS FAMOUS!!!! Rhysa Kitty: yup! I'm in the credis as: TRANSLATED BY:
Vi-Chan! YCatLikeBang:
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w00t!w00t!w00t!w00t!w00t!w00t!w00t!w00t! Rhysa Kitty: hehehe Rhysa Kitty: hello, my friend we meet again.. its been a while,
where should we begin... Rhysa Kitty: dammit, nw i'm re addicted to this song YCatLikeBang: YES!!!!! YCatLikeBang: SHARE THE ADDICTION!! Rhysa Kitty: *hands it to you* Rhysa Kitty: ip me and i'll send it to you lol YCatLikeBang: *takes with much anticipation* Rhysa Kitty: if you don't already have it YCatLikeBang: I have it lol Rhysa Kitty: hehe YCatLikeBang: I have the CD and MP3 lol Rhysa Kitty: hehe, me too YCatLikeBang:
http://www.ddrfreak.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=39826 Rhysa Kitty: *looks for her mouse*& YCatLikeBang: lol Rhysa Kitty: Super Ultra Mega Hyper Fighter Maniac Deluxe
Alpha Gold Style Version Two The Ultimate Zero Final Battle:
Round III Rhysa Kitty: hellz yeah YCatLikeBang: lol Rhysa Kitty: ooh! that reminded me to update my avatar! YCatLikeBang: lol Rhysa Kitty: look at my new avater! YCatLikeBang: kk! Rhysa Kitty: YEE! Rhysa Kitty: *hides her eyes* YCatLikeBang: *modem times out* Rhysa Kitty: NEVER type in the words www.yaoi.com YCatLikeBang: Lemme guess. YCatLikeBang: Gay porn. Rhysa Kitty: *hides her eyes more* yes.. with lots of popups YCatLikeBang:
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! Rhysa Kitty: oro? YCatLikeBang: YOUR AVATAR!! Rhysa Kitty: hehe Rhysa Kitty: its SHUICHI!!! Rhysa Kitty: he's all happy lovey! YCatLikeBang: SHES KAWAIIII!!! Rhysa Kitty: umm... shuichi's a guy Rhysa Kitty: lol YCatLikeBang: .............. Rhysa Kitty: see my banner Rhysa Kitty: thats also shuichi YCatLikeBang: oops......... YCatLikeBang: lol Rhysa Kitty: hahaha Rhysa Kitty: is it really illegal to pump your own gas in NJ? YCatLikeBang: Oh yeah. Rhysa Kitty: why YCatLikeBang: beats me YCatLikeBang: NJ is always fucked.
YCatLikeBang: XD Rhysa Kitty: i'm reading a list of dumb laws lol Rhysa Kitty: and right now i'm on NJs list YCatLikeBang: send!! Rhysa Kitty: It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while
committing a murder.
Rhysa Kitty: lol Rhysa Kitty:
http://www.dumblaws.com/states/states.php?State=New%20Jerse
y Rhysa Kitty: its illegal for a man to knit during fishing season
in NJ Rhysa Kitty: you people are weird :-P YCatLikeBang: this.....is......lame..... YCatLikeBang: lol Rhysa Kitty: Sea Isle City
There will be no boiling of bones on the property. YCatLikeBang: .................. Rhysa Kitty: now THAT is a practical law Rhysa Kitty: i think the NJ state officials have too much time
on their hands Rhysa Kitty: Thought of the Day: Rhysa Kitty: If It's bad to eat animals, then how come they're
made of meat? Rhysa Kitty: >_< YCatLikeBang: lol YCatLikeBang: good point Rhysa Kitty: i know.. frighteningly enough, it is Rhysa Kitty: oooooh. NEW THOUGHT OF THE DAY! Rhysa Kitty: Your kid may be an honor student, but that doesn't
make YOU smart! Rhysa Kitty: lol YCatLikeBang: lol Rhysa Kitty: you know what? Rhysa Kitty: i have cute kids YCatLikeBang: Yes! Rhysa Kitty: hehe *cleans up a little more* YCatLikeBang: I remember when you gave Cycy a pop tart :-) Rhysa Kitty: aww hehe Rhysa Kitty: valyn has a little rubber ducky, and he's laying
here chewing on its beak, and whenever it squeaks. he takes it out
of his mouth and stares at it for a few minutes, like he's crazy,
then he does it all over again YCatLikeBang: aww!! Rhysa Kitty: soooooooo, whtcha wanna do tonight? YCatLikeBang: hmmm YCatLikeBang: furst off YCatLikeBang: make a super duper ultra mega hyper prayer YCatLikeBang: THAT OHE OMOSHA BOXES MAKE IT!!! YCatLikeBang: lol Rhysa Kitty: kodomo no omocha! Rhysa Kitty: (child's toy) Rhysa Kitty: I KNOW STUFF! YCatLikeBang: lol Rhysa Kitty: hehe Rhysa Kitty: you know what we should do? YCatLikeBang: what? Rhysa Kitty:
STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!
YCatLikeBang:
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rhysa Kitty: hehe YCatLikeBang: Storying is fun!!!!!! Rhysa Kitty: YES!! YCatLikeBang: Pirates, space pirates, or school? Rhysa Kitty: hmmmmmmm Rhysa Kitty: choices, choices Rhysa Kitty: eenie meenie minie mo Rhysa Kitty: according to inka binka bottle of inka, its pirates,
lol YCatLikeBang: lol Rhysa Kitty: and i believe pirates was yours, so fill em in ^_^ Rhysa Kitty: me* YCatLikeBang: sure YCatLikeBang: Ok it like this............. YCatLikeBang: Pirating is like they way it was done at sea
AGES ago. Rhysa Kitty: *nods* YCatLikeBang: but with Airships that bear resemblance to the
old pirate ships Rhysa Kitty: okies YCatLikeBang: And Im a Capitan :-) Rhysa Kitty: whee! YCatLikeBang: Of the Blue Shash YCatLikeBang: or something lol Rhysa Kitty: *wonders who she gets to be* YCatLikeBang: hmm YCatLikeBang: you choose! YCatLikeBang: you can be a Piratress Capitaness of your own
fleet!! YCatLikeBang: hehe Rhysa Kitty: hhmmmm..
1. rival captain
2. person who your crew picks up, and I become a crew member
3. someone already a part of the crew Rhysa Kitty: which sounds best? YCatLikeBang: hmm YCatLikeBang: I like one and two Rhysa Kitty: me too YCatLikeBang: .....and three.... Rhysa Kitty: lol YCatLikeBang: lol Rhysa Kitty: 3 wouldn't be as interestingh YCatLikeBang: yeah YCatLikeBang: so one, or two? Rhysa Kitty: *resorts to eenie meenie miney mo* Rhysa Kitty: haha YCatLikeBang: lol Rhysa Kitty: actually, let me think about this YCatLikeBang: kk! Rhysa Kitty: with 1... we get possible friendly rivalry, or i could
be a bad guy (that could be fun) Rhysa Kitty: with 2.. pretty much ANYTHING could happen YCatLikeBang: heh YCatLikeBang: Bingo. Rhysa Kitty: I CAN'T DECIDE!!! YCatLikeBang: ME NEITHER!!!!!! Rhysa Kitty: haha Rhysa Kitty: ummmmmmmm Rhysa Kitty: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Rhysa Kitty: errrrrr YCatLikeBang: Arrrghh!!!! Rhysa Kitty: I'VE GOT IT!!!!! YCatLikeBang: what?! YCatLikeBang: TELL!!! Rhysa Kitty: I'll be a bad guy.. but! I'm an old friend of yours,
who decided to go a different path...so STUFF could happen!!!! YCatLikeBang: oooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! Rhysa Kitty: *doesn't know what stuff is* Rhysa Kitty: lol YCatLikeBang: lol YCatLikeBang: WE CAN SWORDFIGHT!!!!! Rhysa Kitty: but i'm still gonna play a girl.. or are we living in
times where girls don't get to be fleet captains? Rhysa Kitty: YEAH!!! Rhysa Kitty: w00t!!! YCatLikeBang: You are one of the only girl capitan lol YCatLikeBang: oh! Rhysa Kitty: w00t! YCatLikeBang: Cats or humans? Rhysa Kitty: hmmmm
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YCatLikeBang signed on at 7:28:24 PM. Rhysa Kitty: good question...i thikn that we should all be cats...
but more human in form than cat Rhysa Kitty: lol Rhysa Kitty: OKAIRI NASAI! *kills verizon* YCatLikeBang: lol YCatLikeBang: Waiiiiiiiiit.. Rhysa Kitty: or? Rhysa Kitty: oro? YCatLikeBang: Cat capitans.... YCatLikeBang: anthro and human crewmen Rhysa Kitty: hmmm... sounds good to me! YCatLikeBang: YEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! YCatLikeBang: Wanna partner up at the end? YCatLikeBang:
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! YCatLikeBang: I JOT GOT AN IDEA!!!!!!! Rhysa Kitty: what!??!?!?!?! YCatLikeBang: hehe YCatLikeBang: We begin to race for a lead on a precious
artifact..... YCatLikeBang: and while our ships clash for th right to land on the
island...... YCatLikeBang: We fall off of them..... YCatLikeBang: and head for the island, and we reluctantly work
together to get off and contact our ships Rhysa Kitty: w00t!!!!!!!!1 YCatLikeBang: and we form a friendship that way Rhysa Kitty: *adds in her idea to help with plot* Rhysa Kitty: yeah... like you turned into a pirate because of the
governments injustice to SOMETHING or other, and I chose to
follow the law, but in the end, i find out that it really is injustice,
and we join up to fight the power! YCatLikeBang: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! YCatLikeBang: Arent you a pirate capitnaess? Rhysa Kitty: like wen we work together, i learn WHY you did
what you did Rhysa Kitty: i was gonna be like a navy captain or something,
lol.. someone who is there to possibly take you captive and arrest
you YCatLikeBang: Arg......i dunno.. YCatLikeBang: hmmm Rhysa Kitty: lol, I DO like your idea though Rhysa Kitty: that might work better Rhysa Kitty: i'd get to wear skimpy clothes Rhysa Kitty: hehe YCatLikeBang: I liek the "capitan vs capitaness" idea lol Rhysa Kitty: sounds good to me! YCatLikeBang: Nah, pirate coats and big hats all the way!!! YCatLikeBang: lol Rhysa Kitty: lol, well, yeah! YCatLikeBang: like Ruby Heart!!!! Rhysa Kitty: hehe Rhysa Kitty: OH!!! somewhere i have a picture of a really cool
cat in a pirate costume! YCatLikeBang: hehe YCatLikeBang: Puss In Boots!! Rhysa Kitty: hehe YEAH!! thats what it was!! Rhysa Kitty: lol YCatLikeBang: lol Rhysa Kitty: ooh, i like the way this is shaping up! YCatLikeBang: HELL YEAH!!!!!! Rhysa Kitty: now.. where to begin? YCatLikeBang: hmmm YCatLikeBang: lemem think Rhysa Kitty: maybe we introduce the two captains as they are
both on a lesser quest? YCatLikeBang: A BATTLE!!!
Rhysa Kitty: oooooooooh.. right off with a swordfight! YCatLikeBang: YEAH!! Rhysa Kitty: lol who wins? YCatLikeBang: then it gets broken up by Aerial Poluice Rhysa Kitty: you do! you're the hero! Rhysa Kitty: oooooooooooh Rhysa Kitty: me likey!!!! YCatLikeBang: hehe Rhysa Kitty: *gets into it* YCatLikeBang: IM WAY INTO IT. YCatLikeBang: lol Rhysa Kitty: what should the names be? Are you strider? YCatLikeBang: Hmm YCatLikeBang: Ill be Ramsus. Rhysa Kitty: I'll be.......... Rhysa Kitty: 8thinks*
Rhysa Kitty: oooooooooh Rhysa Kitty: Melanthe YCatLikeBang: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! YCatLikeBang: YEAH!!!!! Rhysa Kitty: hehe YCatLikeBang: ME WUV!!!! Rhysa Kitty: so, we're pure cat, right? Rhysa Kitty: or anthro? YCatLikeBang: Anthro cat! YCatLikeBang: hehe Rhysa Kitty: wheee! Rhysa Kitty: hehe YCatLikeBang: BETTAR!!!'\ Rhysa Kitty: makes it easier to swordfight lol YCatLikeBang: yeah lol YCatLikeBang: My library dosent have the firts Redwall booK!!!!!! YCatLikeBang: just the others.... Rhysa Kitty: awwwwwww YCatLikeBang: Now i cant read them :-( Rhysa Kitty: go to Barnes and Noble!!! Rhysa Kitty: all bookstores have them YCatLikeBang: They are like a metrick fuckton of money. YCatLikeBang: lol YCatLikeBang: And I need to save my last 20$ Rhysa Kitty: hahaha YCatLikeBang: Im goin t a DDR Party on Nov. 2nd :-) YCatLikeBang: at NYDS Rhysa Kitty: hehe you told me! YCatLikeBang: Oh yeah...... YCatLikeBang: oops YCatLikeBang: *yanks whisker* YCatLikeBang: Ow! YCatLikeBang: kk, STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rhysa Kitty: YES!!! YCatLikeBang: kk YCatLikeBang: now how to start...... YCatLikeBang: hmm YCatLikeBang: *thinks hard and waks tail in completation* Rhysa Kitty: we're dueling for a treaure! YCatLikeBang: YEAH!!!!! YCatLikeBang: *.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.* YCatLikeBang: ~~havent done that in awhile :-)~~ Rhysa Kitty: ~~hehe~~ YCatLikeBang: "Yarrrrg!!!!" YCatLikeBang: 'ITS MINE!!!!" YCatLikeBang: "I saw the land first!" YCatLikeBang: *cannonballs shoot from the port side* YCatLikeBang: *smoke and bullets fill the air with a din of yelling* Rhysa Kitty: ~~~*wonders if we're each still on our ships right
now*~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~yes~~ Rhysa Kitty: ~~kk!~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~then you or I board and swordfight~~ Rhysa Kitty: ~~haihai!!~~ Rhysa Kitty: *i stand on the deck, shouting orders* "FIRE!!! Do
NOT let them reach that Island before us!!" YCatLikeBang: *cannon balls his the port side* 'Dammit!! ARE
YOU DONE LOADING THE CANNONS?!" YCatLikeBang: *I see a nod of acknowledgement from one of my
crewmen* YCatLikeBang: *I raise my hand, and thrust it out* "FIRE!! MAke
them crumble to the uknown depth below these clouds! YCatLikeBang: ~~You vanished!~~ Rhysa Kitty: mom in law 1 sec YCatLikeBang: kk Rhysa Kitty: SHE'S GONE!! YCatLikeBang: YEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Rhysa Kitty: soon, i will be 400 miles away from her YCatLikeBang: MEGA YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! YCatLikeBang: WOAH!!! YCatLikeBang: ONE LEGGED DDR!!!!!!! Rhysa Kitty: osoroshii!!! YCatLikeBang: I GOT THE VID Rhysa Kitty: ME WANT!!! YCatLikeBang: this kid with crutches and one leg Rhysa Kitty: STORY!!!!!! YCatLikeBang: did STMB Rhysa Kitty: d00d YCatLikeBang: hehe YEAH!!! Rhysa Kitty: graham crackers and coffee are the best YCatLikeBang: hehe YCatLikeBang: STORY!!!!!!! YCatLikeBang: *.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.* YCatLikeBang: ~~your turn!~~ Rhysa Kitty: YES!! Rhysa Kitty: *My face becomes red with fury, as the
cannonballs hit* "Damn! They hit!!! YCatLikeBang: *i laugh outloud with pride* "HAHAHAHA!!
Crew, prepare to board!" Rhysa Kitty: *I stand there, enraged, and give my crew orders*
"Don't let them on! Fight to the last man stasnding! YCatLikeBang: 'Ram them!" YCatLikeBang: *the ship tun portside, and i jump from the
platform as the ships bow nears the starbord side of Melanthe's ship* YCatLikeBang: hehe Rhysa Kitty: *i fall to my knees, as the ships collide, and i
mutter a curse, and start to the Starboard side of my ship, the
Sunset Rose, preparing to meet you myself* Rhysa Kitty: ~~shiny name for me!~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~hehe~~ YCatLikeBang: *I stumble as the Crimson Bolt clashes with the
Sunset Rose and I unsleath my sowrd and point it out* YCatLikeBang: "Attack!! Show no mercy!!: Rhysa Kitty: ~~hella shiny name for j00!~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~hehe~~ Rhysa Kitty: *I grab my sword as well, heading to intercept
you, as our crew fights on the deck below us* Rhysa Kitty: "Don't let them LIVE!! YCatLikeBang: *I leap onto your ship, lower my sword to my side,
and confront you with an icy stare* "You actually think your worthless
crew can manage to override us? Ha! I spit on you and your crew!" Rhysa Kitty: *I look at you, a shocked stare on my face* "My
crew outnumbers yours, and has better skills, and...*hmph*...they
have a much better captain." YCatLikeBang: 'The day I see a capitan peak my skills is the day I
surrender to the likes of a low-achieving 'capitan' as you! *i raise my
sword into a dignified fighting stance* Have at you, Melanthe!" Rhysa Kitty: "Well, then, I suggest you Prepare to surrender!!!"
*I hold my sword equal to yours, though my stance is a little more
brazen* "Ën Guard!!" YCatLikeBang: *i let out a quick smirk, and in a blaze of speed, i
charge, and begin to swing wildly, out swords clashing with eachother* Rhysa Kitty: *I deftly block your sword with my own, and lunge
myself at you* "You seem to forget, I know how you fight! You will
NOT win this battle!!" YCatLikeBang: *I swirve to avoid the lunge, and try to sideswipe
you, but only succed in tearing your coat* "Ha! you think im
predictable? Methinks you need to think up your startegy, for I am always
full of surprises! And i think that coat of yours felt the effect!" Rhysa Kitty: *I pause a moment, a look of fury on my face*
"Damn you! That was my favorite Coat!! You, sir, will PAY!" Rhysa Kitty: ~~NEVER mess with a woman's wardrobe, lest ye
suffer the consequences!!~~ Rhysa Kitty: ~~hehe~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~lol~~ Rhysa Kitty: *I lunge at you, aiming my sword, and I manage to
tear a bit of your sleeve* YCatLikeBang: 'Aaahhhhhhh! Grrrrrrrr....*I make a shapr feline
snarl*....thats it~! Taaaaake....THIS!!!" YCatLikeBang: *I make a heavy slash with my sword, but miss,
onlt thrusting into the ships wooden floor* YCatLikeBang: *I begin to hear mellow sirens in the distance* Rhysa Kitty: "HA! You missed!" *i keep fighting, ignoring the
sirens* "Have at you!" I barge at you, catching you in the arm a bit,
but its only a small scratch* YCatLikeBang: "Aaaaagh! Dammit!!" I pull my sword up, and
slash you lightly on your side* YCatLikeBang: "Hah! That what you......what the.........." YCatLikeBang: "THIS IS THE 72 PRECINT OF THE AIRBORNE
PATROL!! CEASE CONFLIICT OR FACE DESTRUCTION OF YOUR
VESSELS!" Rhysa Kitty: *I clutch my side in pain, and look up at the
massive ship above us* "Aww, hell! And this was just getting good!"
*I sheathe my sword, reluctantly, and glare at you* "This is far
from over. This treasure is MINE!" YCatLikeBang: 'Never! CREW, GET BACK ON THE BOLT!!" YCatLikeBang: *a resounding yell of my crewmen trails back to
my ship, as we pull away from the Sunset, and toward the island, totally
forgetting about firing* YCatLikeBang: ~~We should surrender to the police lol~~ Rhysa Kitty: ~~yes, or jail would be imminent, lol.. but it would
be funny, if you beat me to the island, and the police board my ship,
and I get yelled at, while you get away~~ YCatLikeBang: ~nahh, we get caught, but we just have to reyrn to
our own islands~~ Rhysa Kitty: ~~okies by me~~ YCatLikeBang: hehe YCatLikeBang: ~~our crews live on one island, where their familes
are~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~lol~~ Rhysa Kitty: ~~gotcha! so, we're done with the police, and we
make our way home with our ails between our legs? ^_^~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~hehe, that sums it up!~~ YCatLikeBang: *.*.*.*.*.*.*.* Rhysa Kitty: ~~sounds g00t t4 m3!~~ YCatLikeBang: "This is your FINAL WARNING! Ceace conflict
or suffer massive casualties!" YCatLikeBang: "Damn it! I dont even care about the treasure
now! CREW, FORGET IT! WERE PULLING OUT!" YCatLikeBang: "REVERSE THRUSTERS!! GO!!!!!" Rhysa Kitty: *I smirk, as your ship heads for the horizon*
"Crew! Prepare to head home! We're done here! ...*mutter*for
now..." *my crew pulls out, and we begin in the same direction you
went* Rhysa Kitty: ~~omg... i just got proposed to...by some egyptian
guy on ICQ~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~LOL~~ Rhysa Kitty: hatem.khalefa (8:55 PM) :
is this realy you?
hatem.khalefa (8:56 PM) :
waw
hatem.khalefa (8:56 PM) :
can i say somthing pls
Vi-chan (8:56 PM) :
yes, its really me ^_^
Vi-chan (8:56 PM) :
yes, you can say anything!
hatem.khalefa (8:56 PM) :
pls if you will think of having marred from egyptian till me
hatem.khalefa (8:56 PM) :
i will be wating
hatem.khalefa (8:56 PM) :
my god you r soo buteful dear
Vi-chan (8:57 PM) :
hehe, I'm not really beautiful. But thank you!
YCatLikeBang: LOL!!!! Rhysa Kitty: OMG!!! I'm gonna die laughing! Rhysa Kitty: ok..if you r not buteful so plsssssss marred me and
i will say yes naw
Rhysa Kitty: o...m...g Rhysa Kitty: holy crap.. i'm laughing so hard i can't beathe! YCatLikeBang: LO MCFUCKING L YCatLikeBang: lol Rhysa Kitty: HAHA Rhysa Kitty: But you've never met me? What if you don't like
me?
hatem.khalefa (8:58 PM) :
dont wary i will take care of that all
hatem.khalefa (8:58 PM) :
jast say yes and com
hatem.khalefa (8:58 PM) :
and i will marred you
Rhysa Kitty: this is freaking me out YCatLikeBang: Brokenenglish is fun! Rhysa Kitty: YES!! Rhysa Kitty: ok.. STORY!! before I die of brain hemmorage
from laughing too hard YCatLikeBang: lol YCatLikeBang: *.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.* YCatLikeBang: "Looks like the furst ship is beginning to
comply......and the second seems to have eggred to a stalemate. Our work
here is doen now!" YCatLikeBang: ~~your Isle first!~~ Rhysa Kitty: ~~OK!!~~ Rhysa Kitty: *While my crew works in the ship, i head for my
own cabin, and undress, and bandage myself. I emerge to a cry of
recognition from the crew* "LAND HO!!!!!"*I stand out on t he
deck, and look out towards the island I call home, and its white
sands, and a group of people waiting for our arrival, and I smile,
happy to be home, despite not having gotten the treasure I sought* YCatLikeBang: ~~sansy air island?! YAY!!!!~ Rhysa Kitty: ~~hehe, an island is an island, after all`!~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~they foat!!! hehe~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~SANDY!!!~~ YCatLikeBang: *float Rhysa Kitty: ~~lol fine. its not sandy! :-P!! YCatLikeBang: MAKE IT SANDY!!! YCatLikeBang: i like that lol YCatLikeBang: The islands float lol Rhysa Kitty: ~~YEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!~YOUR TURN!!!~~ YCatLikeBang: hehe Rhysa Kitty: ~~tries to convince egypt man that she's already
married~~ YCatLikeBang: *my crew recuperating from the fierce battle, my
first mate Dagg hands comes to my side" YCatLikeBang: "You all right, Cap'n?
YCatLikeBang wants to directly connect.
YCatLikeBang cancels request; no connection was
made. Rhysa Kitty: ~~hehe, i thought of a good idea for my story
part... my parents are still alive, and pressuring me to marry ane
down into a 'normal' life, but I'm too tomboyish to do so.. okay by
you?~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~sure~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~!!~~ Rhysa Kitty: ~~YEEE!!!~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~I LIKE IT~~ YCatLikeBang: lol YCatLikeBang: "Ill be fine, Dagg, just make sure the ones that were
hurt get proper care, and that the ship gets proper repair once we dock at
Twinpeak Island" YCatLikeBang: "Alright, Cap'n" YCatLikeBang: *we keep sailing through the air and I hear a sout
of "LAND AHOY!" from the crows nest. We dock, the crew steps off the
ship into the welcoming arms of their wives and children" Rhysa Kitty: ~~time for me?~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~sure lol~~ Rhysa Kitty: ~~kk.. i just wanted to make sure!~~ YCatLikeBang: hehe Rhysa Kitty: *I step off my ship as it lands, and my crew
begins unloading the ship, to take goods back to their homes, and my
fur stands on end, as I hear a familiar voice*
"Meeeeeeeelllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnntttttttthhhhhheeeee,
darling! You're Home, at last!" *I grimace, as a tall catman appears,
seemingly out of nowhere, and tries to kiss me* "UGH!! Get *pushes
him* OFF!!! For the LAST TIME, I'm not your wife! I will never BE
your wife! So just stay away, Van!"*Van looks at me, as if he never
heard* "Nonsense! Just because you aren't my wife in name, does
not mean you are not my wife in spirit! And soon, you shall be both!" Rhysa Kitty: ~~loooooong lol~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~lol~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~we gotta hook up in this lol~~ Rhysa Kitty: ~~hehe, that would be an interesting twist of
fate.. but it would work SO WELL!~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~lol YEAH~~~~~ Rhysa Kitty: *I glower at him, and walk away, towards the
footpath that marks the way to our town, thinking* "Aye, me. When
will that man get the picture! I don't want to be married at all, let
alone to him!! Ugh!" *I come to the town which seems empty, being
that most people are at the ship, but I noticed one person missing,
and I head for the farthest house, and enter quietly* "Father?
Father, it's Melanthe! I'm home! I've brought food and gifts for
you!" *I head up to a small room, where my father lies* Rhysa Kitty: ~~please, go!! or I'm not going to evcer stop!!~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~hehe okay okay!!~~ YCatLikeBang: *I walk out to the town, the sun shining perfectly
on it, the windmills making a suttle breeze, and hearing the townsfolk
wave hi and such, but I race to my house, and up to my room, where I
slump onto the bed* YCatLikeBang: ~~My parents are dead~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~im orphaned~~ Rhysa Kitty: ~~my mother is, but my father isn't.. because she
is gone, my father is in a hurry for me to start a family.. hence the
harassment~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~is your father old?~ YCatLikeBang: ~~or like middle aged?~~ Rhysa Kitty: ~~kinda old~~ YCatLikeBang: ~kk~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~reeling towards death? lol~ YCatLikeBang: *A knock on my door grabs my attention, and I
shout* "Come in!" Rhysa Kitty: ~~hehe, kind of.. he's ill, and part of the reason
I'm a pirate is so I can afford to care for him!~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~good daughter! hehe~~ Rhysa Kitty: ~~^_^ Arigatou! I like to fill out my characters,
sorry!~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~hehe~~ YCatLikeBang: *a man dressed extremely neatly with dignity walks
in, obviously a butler and charm teacher* YCatLikeBang: *with a stong accent* "Master Ramsus, please,
corrrect your posture." YCatLikeBang: "Oh, shutup you old fart." Rhysa Kitty: ~~you're mean!lolol~~ YCatLikeBang: "Master Ramsus, please! Capitan or not im still
responsible for you! I shall accept no form of disrespect! If your parents
were alive, thed be mortified, God rest their souls." Rhysa Kitty: ~~hatem.khalefa (9:40 PM) :
hay hay girl dont make me love you soo fast.....hahahah
~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~hehe, im a little smart ass lol~ YCatLikeBang: ~~~ewwww~~ Rhysa Kitty: ~~hehe, smart asses are fun.. man, this guy
doesn't shut up! he's vowing to win my love away from merc...~~ YCatLikeBang: hehe YCatLikeBang: "I never even knew my parents.......so please......" YCatLikeBang: "Master Ramsus you were 2 years old when they
perished in that fateful accident with their ship. I refuse to let that
happen to you, espically with THAT kind of attutude." YCatLikeBang: "So i suggest you shape up and set an example.
These people look up to you, you might as well repay the favor." YCatLikeBang: "hey, I provide for them. Sure, I love them, but Ill
cut corners where Ill see them* YCatLikeBang: "Preposterous!" Rhysa Kitty: ~~you ARE a smart ass, arent you?!! lol~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~lol~~ YCatLikeBang: *Millinger the butler yanks my ear by the inside* YCatLikeBang: Ow....OW! GOD THAT HURTS! OW!!!
STOP!!!" Rhysa Kitty: ~~ooooooooooooooo You got TOLD!!!!~~ YCatLikeBang: Insolentce deserves pain, a lifes lesson. YCatLikeBang: "You father diddnt leave me to bring you up to
become a smart ass, so shape up!" YCatLikeBang: "Fine, fine........: YCatLikeBang: *begins to tidy up around the large bedroom* YCatLikeBang: "So how was this last raid? I presume you diddnt
retrieve the artifact?" YCatLikeBang: "Gee Millinger, you are SO observent." YCatLikeBang: "I diddnt get it. The Sunset Rose cre cut me off
and ran me down." Rhysa Kitty: ~~holla!!~~ YCatLikeBang: "If your father were to hear that, hed be
heartbroken." YCatLikeBang: ~~lol~~ Rhysa Kitty: ~~omg i can't believe i just said that!~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~lol~~ YCatLikeBang: "We make mistakes." YCatLikeBang: "Isint the capitan of that crew a catwomn, namely
the same species of anthroticity as you?" YCatLikeBang: "I figured youd be attracted to her of all things, not
rivaled" YCatLikeBang: "Who needs love when Ive got all I want*i smirk*? YCatLikeBang: *millinger makes a deep sigh* "Another lesson,
Young Master. We all need love, wete we have it all, or we have
nothing." YCatLikeBang: "Im ging downstairs. Dinner will be ready soon, so
get out of that filthy uniform and put something decnt on. Pssssh." YCatLikeBang: "All right old Man, dont blow a ventricle." YCatLikeBang: ~~phew~~ Rhysa Kitty: ~~hehe time for me?~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~yep lol~~ Rhysa Kitty: ~~WHEEE!!!~~ Rhysa Kitty: *My father raises his head, as I enter his room*
"Hello, Melanthe. How was your trip?" *I walk to his bed, taking
off my cap, and kiss his forehead* "It was fruitful, mostly... I ran
into that scoundrel, Ramsus, and he kept me from getting to the last
treasure, but I have plenty of other things that I have brought for
you." YCatLikeBang: ~~grrrrrrrrrr........~~ Rhysa Kitty: ~~don't EVEN say you have to go~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~no lol~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~But at 10:30 im gonna hit the hay probably~~ Rhysa Kitty: ~~well, i can live with that.. but NOT NOW!!~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~lol~~ Rhysa Kitty: ~~loses her train of thought~~ Rhysa Kitty: ~~lol, okay, here we go!~~ YCatLikeBang: hehe Rhysa Kitty: *My father looks at me, wearily* "What I would
like to see you bring home is a husband! If not Van, then why don't
you pick up that young lad, Ramsus? You seem to like having him
around..."
"UGH! Father, don't even SAY that! Wouldn't Marry him if he were
the last catboy on EARTH! And Van is a total nitwit, who wouldn't be
fit for an airship if he worked for a thousand years!" Rhysa Kitty: *My father shrugs, and lies back down* "Rest
father, I'll go get my things from the ship, and come back and
prepare a big dinner for you!" Rhysa Kitty: ~~your turn!~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~kk~~ YCatLikeBang: "Master Ramsus, come dwn, dinner is ready!" YCatLikeBang: "Just a minute" YCatLikeBang: *contines making a paper airship* YCatLikeBang: "Master Ramsus im am not calling you again!
Front and CENTER!!!" YCatLikeBang: "*I run downstairs hastily* YCatLikeBang: "Thats more like it* YCatLikeBang: "Now sit. I made a beautiful Chicken Canthatourri
marinated with a very delicate Carena Souce" YCatLikeBang: "Smells funy......"
YCatLikeBang: "Smelly or not, its impolite to decline prepared
food." YCatLikeBang: "Now sit and well have a converseation" YCatLikeBang: *i sit at the table, snuff at the food, and take a
nibble* YCatLikeBang: *chews* YCatLikeBang: "Heyy, this isint half bad!" YCatLikeBang: *begins to gorge myself* YCatLikeBang: "Hey.....HEY!! What have I told you about table
manners?!" YCatLikeBang: "Oh pssh.........." YCatLikeBang: *i begin to eat properly, and Millinger and I share a
deligtful conversation about where to strike next* YCatLikeBang: ~im out of words lol~~ Rhysa Kitty: ~~okies! i noticed we don't alternate in this one..
maybe we should~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~no prob!~
Rhysa Kitty: *I go back to the ship, and clamber on board, and
carry off the large packages for my father, with great strain.
When I finally get them onto land, i stand there, heaving with
stress, and I attempt to pick up the 3 large bundles, and carry them
back home*
"Mel, darling, a beauty such as yourself shouldn't be doing such
hard labor, let me carry those for you!"
*I strain my neck to look over the packages at him, and I scowl*
"I don't need your help! I'm perfectly capable of *thump.. a
package falls and hits the ground* Damn!"
"Now, now, my dear, no need to use such language."*Van picks up a
package* "Lets go, I'll walk you home!"
*I look at him evilly, then smirk* "Ohhh, Van, Dear, could you carry
the rest? I'm afraid I'm AWEFULLY tired, after my long trip."
Ümm, well, of course! *takes the packages, and stumbles under their
weight* "Do you have them alright, Van, Dear, because I can get
help for you."
"N-No... I've got them....." YCatLikeBang: *dies* Rhysa Kitty: ~~what?~~ YCatLikeBang: ~~THATS ALOT.~~ YCatLikeBang: lol Rhysa Kitty: ~~lol, i know~~ YCatLikeBang: *yawns* Rhysa Kitty: *sniffles* i wish it were summer YCatLikeBang: Me too! YCatLikeBang: Then id have no sleepy-ness Rhysa Kitty: yeah... I DONT WANNA STOP YET!!! YCatLikeBang: ME NEITHER~!!!!!!!! YCatLikeBang: Ill try to stay up lol YCatLikeBang: but im liek half dead heh Rhysa Kitty: nono! if you're really tired, you should go to bed..
i don't want you to be sick again YCatLikeBang: okay..... YCatLikeBang: sowwy.... Rhysa Kitty: its okay *saves* tomorrow! cause its a weekend! YCatLikeBang: kk!! YCatLikeBang: bye bye!!! Rhysa Kitty: YEEEEEEEE! YCatLikeBang: anf g'night! Rhysa Kitty: good night! *hugs you* YCatLikeBang: *purrs*
YCatLikeBang signed off at 10:31:10 PM.